Would you like fries with that?

I found this at the obscure store and thought it was good enough for fukn.us..
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Fri, Oct 14, 2005
Elderly driver smashes into downtown Burger King
Wausau Daily Herald
An elderly man crashed his car into the Burger King in downtown Wausau on Friday morning.
The man smashed his car into the main entrance at about 9:30 a.m. He got out of the car, went inside and asked to be served breakfast.
Burger King employees served the man, who was found inside eating his breakfast when police arrived.
The store’s entrance sustained heavy damage, but employees continued to serve patrons who made their way into the restaurant.
The man’s name had not be disclosed by authorities. Further details, including what caused the crash, were unavailable as of noon Friday.