What's in the Nightstand?

(l and g, i find this facinating. i think the net should do more confessional list posts. since the page is defunct, i would like to describe the content of my, bernest’s, nightstand-
a small lamp with a perpetually burnt out bulb, two books about minature kite making, an empty snack wrapper which i think was some sort of dried eel/pepper mixture, two coffee cups and a large bust of somebodies mother mary which had it’s nose partially chipped off in transit. seems i keep the good stuff elsewhere? B.E.)
What’s in the Nightstand?