Terror Suspect of the Week: Hurricane Dean

The terror suspect of the week is Hurricane Dean who has more people hunkered down in the Caribbean, Mexico, and the South than Al Quaida. Once again, Bush is preparing to start the War on Weather. Good luck. This week’s decision was difficult…it was a toss up between SUV’s, Hurrican Dean, Dick Cheney (again), or the tranny on King Street that keeps flashing his/her penis at pasing bus passengers. Finally, when choosing between two dicks, a bunch of dicks in gas guzzlers, or a Dean, I went with the Dean…maybe it will give some sort of yell like Howard Dean and we will all lose respect for it.