Tasteless Michael Jackson humor

The latest problem for poor Michael is a lawsuit for $100k in unpaid veterinary bills. As if that isn’t enough, he continues to be the butt of tasteless humor. Like this….
(If you are easily offended, DON’T follow the link to see the answer!)
What is the difference between astronaut Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One walks on the moon, and the other….
…fucks little white crackers.
OK, what do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
(Hey, the posting was titled “Tasteless Michael Jackson humor” – what did you expect?)