Oahu Police Seeking Fat Albert and His Gang

I’m not making this up…this is the police sketch from the Star Bulletin.
Apparently no one got a good look at Mush Mouth because he had his hat pulled over his face. Rudy allegedly told the kidnappers that they were like “School on Saturday, No Class” and then ran off to do some shoplifting.
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“The first suspect, a 6-foot-tall man whose spiked black hair has a 6- to 8-inch tail, followed the woman after she got off a bus at about 5:45 p.m. at the shopping center, according to police.
The suspect weighs about 140 pounds, has brown eyes, wore a stud earring on his right ear, a red T-shirt with a white wave design on the bottom left, blue jeans and white shoes.
Police said the woman was pushed into a faded red four-door vehicle parked in the shopping center parking lot with two other men inside.
The second suspect in the vehicle was about 5 feet 8 to 5 feet 10 inches tall, 240 pounds, with black wavy shoulder-length hair, brown eyes, a stubby mustache, a scar on his upper right lip, and he wore a white T-shirt, gray walking shorts and black slippers.
The third suspect, who was the driver, is between 5 feet 6 inches and 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighs 160 to 180 pounds, with a light beard and black sideburns wearing a black bandanna, white long-sleeved T-shirt, baggy denim jeans and white “Lugs” boots.
Police said he drove to Waikiki where the three men allegedly sexually assaulted the woman, releasing her the following day at about 11 p.m. in the Ala Moana area.
Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 955-8300 or *CRIME on a cell phone.”