Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Fatties!
Posted On February 18, 2006
I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time…STOP LETTING YOUR KIDS GET SO FUCKING FAT!! There is not much that pisses me off more than seeing a severely obese kid eating an ice cream cone while their parents watch on affectionately. Not only are those parents condemning their child to an early death, they are causing psychological problems, self esteem issues, anger, and as I mentioned, a whole slew of medical problems ranging from diabetes to heart disease. I see so many fat fucking kids in Hawaii and it makes me sick. Turn off the fucking television, at least limit how many hours you let the kids watch (that includes movies and video games), make the kids go outside, feed them smaller portions, and cut out the junk food snacks. I have a jackass of a teacher of Hawaiian Studies who claims that Hawaiians are fat because the American Colonial diet doesn’t metabolize well in the Polynesian body. Wrong! Hawaiians are fat (the ones that are) because they eat too much and they don’t excercise. Here is a little tidbit for all of you fatties that claim it is a gland problem…(or a racial problem)
If you eat less and expend more energy, it is impossible for you not to lose weight. In effect, it is impossible to gain weight unless you eat more calories than you burn. Contrary to your lame excuses, your glands don’t make you a super efficient calorie machine. In fact, your fat asses and flaccid musculature make you much less efficient than those of us who don’t play the ‘gland card’ but actually use our bodies.
I didn’t mean for this to be such a rant, but I’m sick of hearing your lame excuses about why you are fat. Take some fucking responsibility for yourselves and more importantly for your children. Personally, I’m glad they charge you for two seats on the airplanes and I’m sick of having to ride my bike into the street to get around your voluminous buttocks as you waddle down the sidewalks. Get out of your fattie electric cart and walk up and down some stairs. Get some self respect or kill yourself quickly fattie! And by all means, stop breeding and feeding the next generation of lard asses.
And one more thing, for all you cool fat hip hop guys…it’s not cool to be fat. It’s ugly and it makes your dick shorter as the fat around your genitals engulfs your johnson.
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) – Obese grade-school children are more likely to be the targets of bullying than their leaner peers are, a UK study suggests.
Researchers found that among more than 8,000 7-year-olds, obese boys and girls were about 50 percent more likely to be bullied over the next year than their normal-weight classmates.
On the other hand, obese boys were also more inclined to describe themselves as bullies. Compared with normal-weight boys, they were 66 percent more likely to physically or verbally harass their peers — presumably, the study authors speculate, because of their dominant size.