Fuck Christmas. Let’s remember what it’s all about. It’s about the big J’s Bidet (b-day) so let’s all remember that next year. Buy a present for the J man even though historical records seem to indicate that he was actually born in June. So while you are cussing in traffic, stuck at the airport, fighting your way through the mall, or sending some sort of regift to someone who probably would be happier without it…give a moment to think about the guy that knocked over money lender tables because interest goes against god (in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam), about the guy that said give to Ceasar that which is Ceasars, and about the guy that was betrayed by his buddy for a handful of coin (probably so that the guy could pay for his holiday bills!). So yeah…fuck Christmas. I speak not only for myself, but also for the big J.
p.s. the 27th is actually c bidet!