Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion – America's Finest News Source

(This story has been around for a while but I keep laughing about it and am posting it so you can too…cd)
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Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to “organize the world’s information,” announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.