Ramblin’ Man: Fun With Spammers #2

rambling man columnFun With Spammers #2 
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I’ve been answering Fuck Yes! to a variety of employment offers and many other things that have ended up in my mailbox. Since there are so many, I will post them when and if I get a reply. I have also just heard from the original spammer I said Fuck Yes to.

—– Original Message —-
From: tae tim <tim.k750i@yahoo.com>
Subject: Towards Purchasing Your Item…

Thank you so much for your understanding,explaination and honesty, and i will like to let you know that you do not need to worry about shipping of the item because i have on behalf of my client contacted a shipping company that will be coming for the pickup of the item .

This means the payment of the Check that will be issue and send to you will include the (shipper’s charges and my commission as an agent). My client has said he will not be able to raise another Check for my commission and the shippers charges, that is why he will be including both my commission as an agent and the shippers charges all you need to do as soon as you get the Check is to cash the money Check and decuct the price for the sales of your item and the left over will be wire transfer via Western Union Money transfer to the (shipping company ) for the home pick up from your house to my client if you are ok with this,kindly send me the below information of yours to mail out the money order asap
NAME
ADDRESS
CITY
STATE
ZIP CODE
COUNTRY
TEL #
FINAL ASKING PRICE
With the above information my client will be able to issue out the Check and send it to your address once you provide your address in your next mail
SO I WILL BE AWAITING YOUR INFORMATION TO MAIL OUT THE Check ASAP
Regards

This is the reply that I have just sent back.

Inddeeedilydo yes thins I has been waiting for so I repeat and re-empahsize FUCK YES! again for you and your godlike client which seems to be exactlsy the person that I have committed to and predicted with great understanding and curious anger. Please send the too big check as soon as you can and I will photocopy and post it on my blog because spam and money laundering and overpaid pricing of things so that advantage can be taken is some sort of sport. . Please many readers have I who are waiting for this check and all thejoy it can bring. My item is $16,000 dollars in U.S. Dollars. This is a wonderful and very magic item. It might put you in incarcerated position. My address verily

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Now we will wait for the fake money order to arrive.