Category: The New Religion

Strange life reflections on God

I’ve determined that God is like a person in a coma. They are aware of the people around them, they hear the people in the room, but there is nothing they can do to affect the environment of the room itself. I think God is like syntax and grammar,...

Fisher Price Doll talks about what it isn't suppossed to.

This is too incredible not to blog about…I hope it is true. Apparently some have claimed that it also uttered “Popeye is my homeboy.” and “Felix Saves”. The Fisher-Price Little Mommy Cuddle ‘n Coo is meant to make realistic baby sounds and occasionally cry out for its “mama”. But...

Religulous- A film worth watching

Today, I went to see Religulous, the new movie by Bill Maher and director Larry Charles (Curb Your Enthusiasm). I won’t spoil it, I thought it was good and I think everyone should watch it. Everyone. Despite the applause that broke out when the film came to it’s rather...

Yogi will save you too.

The questions you need to ask as you watch this are: Who does the Duck represent? Who or what are the Hunter and the Dog? Whjy is Yogi so willing to put himself in harms way to help a strange little duck?...

More on the Holy Triumvirate

The Holy Post-Modern Triumvirate of the Three Network Generation. Yes, this is a new religion. It is in the process of being revealed and explained. We do not acknowledge the ‘ownership’ of our gods.’ Give to Popeye that which is Popeye’s and give to the companies of men, that...

The Post-Modern Holy Trinity

In this world of God’s with made up attributes, names, and functions, I propose a new triumvirate of Gods. Under these three would be a host of apostles, saints, and holy figures. At the top is the High God, Popeye. Popeye tells us that there is no reality other...