Category: Oddities

The Pyramid Conspiracy Theorist aka The Smartest Man in the World

The smartest man in the world came into my shop today – he didn’t overtly say he was the smartest man in the world, but it was obvious he had the answers to everything. Jesuits, he was ready to tell me about their conspiracy. He told me how the...

Thank God for Stupid Terrorists

On this anniversary of the September 11th attacks – which I’m sad to hear called Patriot Day – because it’s not about patriotism – it’s about a heinous and cowardly act and mourning the innocent men, women, and children who died as a result – anyway, on this September...

Kingdom of Loathing – The Best Game on the Web

Link to the Game. Kingdom of Loathing: Virtual Society of the Spectacle Kingdom of Loathing, located at kingdomofloathing.com, is a game that began as a joke. The joke requires some historical background in order to be understood. In 2003 online games were becoming increasingly sophisticated with 3-D type graphics,...

Ramblin’ Man: How to Throw a Handgrenade

Y2K/ WWIII WEOPON TIP #1 by Vago Damitio The world is quickly heading to hell in a hand basket. I find myself prepared for whatever should come my way. Truly. I am trained by one of the worlds foremost military forces. My mother trained my siblings and I to be...

Clowns are Bling Bling for the Circus

(I’m thinking of taking up the noble clowning trade…nah, never mind…cd) Funny business: Clowns are becoming true stars of circus Once mainly sideline acts, circuses now hope to boost their bottom lines with celebrity clowns By Kelly Crow The Wall Street Journal When the circus came to town this...

Smoke rings and Swine Flu and Missing Authors

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. – Emo Philips Okay, here are a couple of interesting things I found on the web this morning....

Guest Blogger: Marsha O on Hysterical Paroxysm

Admin note: As always, guest bloggers are welcome here at Existensis.com. Just email me with what you have and I’ll happily share it. Today’s guest blogger is Marsha O’Brien, a fitness consultant, healer, and also my mother. You can find her blog at http://marshaobrien.wordpress.com/ Hysterical paroxysm Have you heard...