3 year old Hitler, Periodic Table of awesomenents, leaking magnetism,
These freaks named their child Adolf Hitler and now they are pissed that the bakery won’t inscribe the 3 year olds birthday cake. Poor fucking kid. Those parents should be charged with neglect, what a thing to do to a kid. On a lighter note, check this out: Link...
First privately built spaceship orbits the earth.
No government funding required. (from Wired) SpaceX’s Falcon 1 became the first privately built space ship to orbit the Earth tonight, following in the footsteps of SpaceShipOne which became the first privately built spaceship to fly suborbitally in October 2004. One other thing they both have in common? All...
Chinese building Impossible Space Drive
Just as the U.S. begins it’s sharp decline in the world’s of economics and political power, we are also set to hand over the mantle to the Chinese in the exploration of other worlds. Check this story out from wired: Chinese researchers claim they’ve confirmed the theory behind an...
Cross dressing thief, Palin is a book-hater, Republican hating anarchists, and we are all John McCain's freinds.
Dear Terror Suspect, I’m worried about Florida and the Republicans, what should I do? yours, KM Hi KM, Don’t worry, here is why I love the idea of Florida: Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing man who snatched a 74-year-old woman’s purse. As...
Al Gore and Titan Gas, Guerrila Gardening, Dead Priests and Lummis, Big Mac Index, Flexitarians, and our lack of privacy
First of all, the rumours that Al Gore has placed his infant child in a rocket and sent it to space are true. Gor-al has sent his son to another world. On a slightly more scientific note, is recent evidence that says Jupiter’s moon Titan, is covered with oceans...
Budweiser- The Belgian Beer. Exporting capital. Offshore drilling. Importing Trash. Twin Asteroid flyby.
In returning to the purely mundane for a minute…the great american beer (I’m not describing quality here btw) Budweiser is no longer American. The Belgian company InBev has reached a $52 billion deal with Anheuser-Busch to purchase the American beermaker for $70 per share, which upon shareholder approval will...
Water on the moon, last space shuttle missions planned, underpants that don't get away
In a study published today in Nature, researchers led by Brown University geologist Alberto Saal found evidence of water molecules in pebbles retrieved by NASA’s Apollo missions. This of course changes the rules of the game considerably. Does it mean that we go back to the moon? I hope...
Non stop talkers, tea vs. crime, Drew is single (and so am I), we should take a ride in a flying saucer. Obama already is.
Have you ever had a conversation with one of those people that just won’t stop talking? Or worse yet, someone who seems to be having a conversation with you, but in fact does not react or respond to anything you say but only doggedly keeps talking about whatever it...
Blood and Treasure
I like this term because it evokes images of privateers and pirates scouring the seven seas in search of freedom and adventures. The thing I don’t like about it is hearing it from the lips of the men and women that are suppossed to be our leaders. I recognize...
Solar System's 'look-alike' found
Well, phew. I guess we can just keep trashing this solar system then. Astronomers have discovered a planetary system orbiting a distant star which looks much like our own. They found two planets that were close matches for Jupiter and Saturn orbiting a star about half the size of...