Category: stranger than LOST

Two Carnivorous Tales

Shark Suicide on Water Slide and The Creepy Burger King “King” now has a cologne that smells like meat....

3 year old Hitler, Periodic Table of awesomenents, leaking magnetism,

These freaks named their child Adolf Hitler and now they are pissed that the bakery won’t inscribe the 3 year olds birthday cake. Poor fucking kid. Those parents should be charged with neglect, what a thing to do to a kid. On a lighter note, check this out: Link...

An odd sort of life I lead…hairy ears and all.

Last night I went to the 50th birthday party of a friend and mentor. It was a very nice time. Of course, today is the day I officially become homeless again (though not friendless and so not without a place to hang my very nice hat) and so that...

A sign?

I know that I haven’t written in a while about the dramatic changes that I think we are just beginning to see, but I don’t want you to think that I’ve stopped believing. We are living in the midst of the most incredible events in human history. Things are...

Lost in Transmediality: Architecting Contingency in TV's Lost

Lost , a show its producers once described as Survivor meets The X-Files premiered as a new series in 2004 on ABC television. In 2009, Lost will begin its fifth season. Lost will only run for six seasons. This is the amount of time the producers say they needed...

News that caught my eye today….

Gulf War Syndrome is Real. Wow…what a surprise..I’m convinced that all those injections they gave me in bootcamp back in December of 1990 did some weird shit to me. They wouldn’t even tell us what they were, but there were dozens of them. Freeing the Cougar…not exactly the story...

Astounding levels of flakiness

Truly, I am astounded at the amount of flaking that I am witnessing of late. Here is just one arena: since I’ve acquired the Mercedes a week ago here is all the flaking that has gone on with it. 1) ‘John’ called me, test drove it, said he definitely...

Living at the bottom of a Lake

I don’t think I would want to do this in the United States, the dike would be sure to break. Here’s something you don’t see every day: a town built in the middle of a lake, not on an island, but actually below water level. It’s the ancient city...

Good Old JP Morgan…

There is certainly a lot of panic lately in the financial and Wall Street areas…lucky for us, we have JP Morgan to ride in and save the day. First buying up Bear Stearns and now scooping up Washington Mutual. Before this is over, I bet good ole JP Morgan...