Category: Entertainment

Up yours Vago! Up yours! Up yours with a rubber nose.

We the Scary Arab Clowns are sick of all this spiritual mumbo jumbo. We are tired of those that don’t see the end of civilization as hilarious. We are tired of being the lapdog of stupid Vago. We didn’t digg your stuff either Vago! You and the three people...

Awesome protest tactics in Iran

When the going gets tough, the tough get creative. The Iranian people absolutely kick ass. Check out this incredible form of protest in the wake of being shut off the internet and the streets becoming dangerous: the government shut down mobile networks, and for perhaps the first time since...

Only you can do it!

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Clownjazeera- Enjoy the Summer, Die in the Winter

We, the Scary Arab Clowns, have decided that while some people are scared of clowns and others find joy in them, that we prefer to be the harbingers of doom. We laugh at the American economy as it ‘rises’. We are not there, but we seriously doubt that these...

Clownjazeera- The Economy is Schmegma

We, the Scary Arab Clowns, like hearing about how things are getting better. We know that this is the truth, if you are JP Morgan. Here are a few related JP Morgan posts from the archives… How many fingers does the Dutch Boy Have? Good Old JP Morgan Can...

clownjazeera- No news is funny- Clowns and Pigs are. Sort of.

We, the Scary Arab Clowns enjoy the fact that there really isn’t anything funny about the news we cover with our Clownjazeera reports. We think that in general the reason why there is news in the first place is because humans are masochistic and enjoy being tortured with the...

Clownjazeera- Post Independence News of the World

We the Scary Arab Clowns find the idea of spectacle to be amusing and disturbing at the same time. As professional performers we rely on the shocking, the obscene, the comedic, and the bizarre to draw in the spectator, however, we would never have guessed that a society would...

Midget Mexican Wrestlers killed by phony prostitutes

This seems to be a real news story…. The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes. Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and...

Win more free domains – greensplanet.com

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