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Scary Arab Clowns here

For the record, we, the Scary Arab Clowns think Vago (Chris) is out of his mind too. We think he is twice as scary as us and thus we continue to pretend we are keeping him hostage out of fear for our sanity and lives. There is no telling what this lunatic will do next, in truth he has kidnapped us and forces us to pretend we have kidnapped him. It is all very confusing….to us and no doubt to you.
Thank you for your wonderful compliment on our grammar and vocabulary. We work harder than other clowns to be proficient in your language.
As to what we think you should do in America…by all means you should let the banks fail. Did you know that there is a real estate boom in Iraq right now? Trust us, the banks there failed miserably. They used to have a different currency. While we understand that chaos is not desirable, the truth is that your society has been being exploited and manipulated by bankers and thieves.
And did you know that sometimes you get fed what they think you want rather than what you really want or need? A good example of that is the laptop industry
We hate to be the ones to break it to you America, but your experiment has failed. It took a few wrong turns and now you are not the beacon of democracy you think you are, the inspiration to the world, or the leading edge of the future of the human race.
You are ensnared in a materialistic culture that focuses on the wrong things. Look to your Native American Churches, look to those practicing radical simplicity. We know, that you, like us, seek happiness and fulfillment in this life.
You might be amazed to know that those who have lest in this world are among the most satisfied and that even among those with most, there are those who also find satisfaction. Buddha told you this: Desire leads to suffering. What you need to consider further however is what the desire is and where it comes from. Desire comes from an empty spot in your being. If you think about it, you will rationally know that this cannot be filled with the material things of this world. Better hair, nicer car, more, bigger, and better security on any level cannot fill this void…
Jesus told you to give to God that which is his and to give to Ceasar that which is his…wise words. Ceasar can take material from you but when you give to God, your harvest increases.
The Prophet (peace be upon him) said “Acquire knowledge, it enables its professor to distinguish right from wrong; it lights the way to heaven. It is our friend in the desert, our company in solitude and companion when friendless. It guides us to happiness, it sustains us in misery, it is an ornament amongst friends and an armour against enemies.”
So yes, let your banks fail and learn that which can never be taken away. Plant food, ride bicycles, share with each other, and life will be good.
Oh, and by the way, we, the scary arab clowns, think your guns are very idiotic. It’s like growing poison in your garden.

2 replies on “Scary Arab Clowns here”

You are looking good, as Lewis said to Billy Ray.
More power to you–you’re looking crazy like a fox. You are pulling the ultimate “when the going gets weird, the weir turn pro and take off to get married in Morocco”.

I agree with rev – crazy like a fox! You’re not crazy, just free spirited and living exactly who you are and how you want to live. Ditto on more power to you!

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