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Obama Photos…amazing!

First of all, a photo of Obama’s sister and family. I know Maya and Konrad Ng from the University of Hawaii. They are nice people. Conrad is an incredible lecturer and knows more about film than just about anyone I’ve ever met. Maya I’ve only talked with a few times, but she seems like a real peach.

And then there is this picture of the President taking a break from having Bud Light in the White House to save some ducklings.

Way to go Obamas!

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FBI set to probe Fannie! possibly funniest headline ever!

Does this strike anyone else as a hilarious headline?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080924/ts_nm/fbi_probes_fannie

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Bryant Park Project finds World's Awesomest Person

The BPP’s search for the World’s Awesomest Person is over, and we have a winner. Riley. In his awesomely awesome CraigList post he writes:
I’m tired of answering ads on these pages only to find poseurs, geeks and acoustic folk acts who want me to change my unique playing style to match their style. It’s time for a band that is as unique and forceful as I am, and I’m taking no prisoners.
This monumental effort will require the cooperation of a thunderous bass player with the mind and skills to keep this beast of a freight train on its tracks while a talented drummer will unleash an unrelenting hailstorm of destruction down upon his kingdom of percussion….
As you can see from my picture, I wear chain mail to protect my body from the rigors of extreme playing.
It doesn’t really matter whether this post is real. It’s awesome.

NPR: The Bryant Park Project

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Things younger than John McCain

This is a great website. Very funny.
http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/?m=200805
Mt. Rushmore, McDonalds, and the Beaver. All younger than McCain.

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Great Tits Cope with Global Warming better than Lesser Tits

In a related story, scientists found that a nice ass is more likely to survive a meteor strike than a nasty one.
~cd

At least one of Britain’s birds appears to be coping well as climate change alters the availability of a key food.
Researchers found that great tits are laying eggs earlier in the spring than they used to, keeping step with the earlier emergence of caterpillars.
Writing in the journal Science, they point out that the same birds in the Netherlands have not managed to adjust. Understanding why some species in some places are affected more than others by climatic shifts is vital, they say.
The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) commented that other species are likely to fare much worse than great tits as temperatures rise.

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Vulgar Ticker Symbols

On Wall Street, ticker symbols are used as shorthand for company names to announce stock movements and news. Many American companies try to be clever with their ticker symbols, such as Harley-Davidson Motorcycles using ticker symbol: HOG, while others are simply assigned one by the exchange they trade on. Sometimes this ends with disastrous results.

1.) POON- This company operates out of the Poltava region of the Ukraine, and they’re a bunch of disgusting perverts.
2.) CRAP – Stands for CRCAM Alpes Provence, which is a French regional bank.The bank provides financial and insurance products for students, farmers, small businesses, and local communities.
3.) DIC – Dubai Investments uses this one.
4.) TIT – Telecom Italia. This Italy-based telecommunications group operates international information and communications technology and I’m sure there are a lot of buy rumors when TIT upgrades its measurements.
5.) ANALABS- Analabs Resources Berhad. This Malaysian company specializes in repackaging chemicals, recycling products, and offering investment services. Unfortunately, they also sound like a workout video I don’t want to get behind.

More at:
http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/04/10-most-vulgar-ticker-symbols.html

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Milfs appalled at racy books in store for teens

LYNNWOOD — Marci Milfs went to Urban Outfitters to find clothes for her teenage son.
She was surprised to find sexually charged books that she believes have no place in a clothing store for teens and young adults.
On one end of the spectrum was “Porn for Women,” a photo book showing men doing housework. On the other was “Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults,” a guide for making anatomically correct artwork.
“When I saw it, I was shocked,” Milfs said.

HeraldNet: Mom appalled at racy books in store for teens at Alderwood mall

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Fox News Lincoln-Douglas Graphic Shows Frederick Douglass

Hillary Clinton grabbed some headlines this past weekend by challenging Barack Obama to a “Lincoln-Douglas style” debate. Of course, she was referencing the debates between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas during their Illinois Senate race.
But someone apparently missed that memo at Fox & Friends, and MSNBC noticed — last night on “Verdict” with Dan Abrams and tonight on “Countdown” with Keith Olbermann.

Fox News Lincoln-Douglas Graphic Shows Frederick Douglass – Media on The Huffington Post

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Some weirdo bought my mustache…

I guess I spoke too soon. Thanks for buying it Mr. ******#*#* and it will be in the mail for you very soon!
I’m going to keep the buyer anonymous, but this might give you a clue…

which reminds me…I’ve got these two bushplugs…one that we made and one from celebrity buttplugs and I’m not real sure what to do with them? Can you help me come up with someone to send them to? Or something else fun and bizarre to do with them?

I’ll gladly sell them and bushplug.com but it would be a lot more fun to do something amazing with them.
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Thief deposits loot with victim

BERLIN (Reuters) – Three days after stealing a rare collection of coins, a thief in Germany took them to the bank for safe keeping — and delivered them into the hands of the man he had robbed.
“I don’t think the thief was expecting that,” said a spokesman for police in the western city of Dortmund on Tuesday.
Soon after the thief made the deposit, a bank worker handling the coins recognized them as the set worth some 50,000 euros ($80,000) that had been stolen from his house.

Thief deposits loot with victim | Oddly Enough | Reuters