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Tom Jones never dies, he just gets more Welsh

Just try to get “stoned in love” outta your head. Actually he really does still have it (“it” having many interpetations.). The SOB is older than me! Bet he doesn’t need spermamax. Bernest
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How do I get rid of all of this cocaine?

I always thought the feds *sold* it, but I guess not all agents are corrupt afterall…
How Do I Get Rid of All This Cocaine?
The secrets of drug disposal.
By Melonyce McAfee
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Experts from the United States and Britain have stepped in to help Kenyan officials test and destroy 1,141 kilograms of cocaine. The drugs were netted in 2004 during the biggest cocaine seizure in the country’s history. How will the Kenyans get rid of all that blow?
They’ll burn it. The plan is to incinerate the cocaine at the Kenya Medical Research Institute after officials finish testing the bundles to ensure that they’re narcotics and possibly to determine their origin. Kenya’s attorney general estimates that it will take at least eight hours to burn all of the contraband. The United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime has advised the country on internationally accepted destruction methods, which include testing the ashes to verify the absence of drugs.
In the United States, the Drug Enforcement Administration burns illicit drugs such as marijuana, ecstasy, and cocaine at contract facilities. DEA officials transport seized drugs to the incinerator and load them into the device. (DEA agents do not allow the drugs to leave their custody.) Most incinerators have at least two chambers. The first chamber burns the drugs in a natural-gas fire to release CO2 vapor, while the second chamber burns off the vapor at a higher temperature. Hazardous chemicals, like the ether and methanol used to make methamphetamine, are incinerated separately, according to Environmental Protection Agency regulations.
Temperatures inside an incinerator can reach up to 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit. Leftover ash is generally a product of the drug’s packaging. The ashes are disposed of according to local regulations. (Some landfills prohibit the waste.)
Drugs are destroyed after they are no longer needed for legal proceedings. The DEA incinerates seized drugs if the U.S. Attorney’s Office does not send a letter requesting that the substances be preserved for use in an ongoing trial or investigation. If a stash is taking up too much space in DEA storage facilities, a sample might be preserved while the rest is destroyed.
Local law enforcement may use incinerators at hospitals, veterinary clinics, and other facilities. Virginia state police flush small amounts of drugs down the toilet. Springdale, Ark., police reportedly burn drugs in barrels. Canadian officials sometimes render drugs unusable by mixing them into a plaster that is later buried.

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Tom Jones Knighted!!!

The Queen lifted the sword high, then gently lowered it to our hero’s shoulder……and her big smelly stained granny panties slid down into the cucumber stuffed velour pants of SIR TOM JONES. He’s still GOT IT!!!! Bernest

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Dog thong flatulence gas odor smell

Since the chairmans been gone, I have really slid. Next post will be a real news item that has serious implications. BernestDog thong flatulence gas odor smell

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population paste- WARNING

This is obviously a new site and small to prove it. But its trying to point out strange and gross things, which is not that novel but always enjoyable. Ok. This is the warning that if you click this link, you most likely will find it OFFENSIVE. Or maybe not…. Bernest population paste

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SPERMAMAX – improve sperm quantity and quality!

Yes indeed-e-do,
You’ve been looking , hoping and praying for ways to shoot sperm like a waterbuffalo. Look no further. Voila…..Spermamax. Wow. Thank God. Wonder if it caused that thinning porn star hair?
Whats next? A pill to make you shit like an elephant? Bernest
SPERMAMAX – improve sperm quantity and quality!

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Red Button

If you want to be aggravated go here:
http://www.arcadezip.com/games/Do-Not-Press-the-Red-Button

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78-year-old woman asked to enlist

I guess the military is getting desparate!!
Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked To Enlist As Marine
(AP) SAUGUS, Calif. Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.”
But at age 78, she thinks she may be just a little old to enlist in the Marine Corps.
The letter told her the corps could use her unique language skills, but also warned that life as a Marine would test her physical and mental abilities.
Goldstein says she’ll do whatever she can for her country, but this is kind of stretching it.
The Marines ordinarily recruit people 18 to 27, says Major Joseph Kloppel, a Corps spokesman. He says the letter must have been sent by mistake.

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About the Viagra….

I dunno which of you spam masters keep sending yours truly the penile levitating offers to my e-mail but let it be known that Bernest Ernstein at the age of 68 is still a hell of a stickman. Ladies?
Which leads me to a question. Have ANY of you every purchased something which was offered through a spam solicitation? That’s what I thought.
Spam services are the biggest rip off in history. Selling the ability to send millions upon millions of useless ads to people who will never buy.
Please contact us if you have really and truly purchased an item though a spam. We are dying to know. Bernest