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There are Billions of Chinese

THERE ARE BILLIONS OF CHINESE!!!
The CIA bombed the Chinese embassy on purpose. The Chinese have embarrassed our government repeatedly in the past few years. They have walked into top secret labrotories and carried off the neutron bomb and better propulsion and guidance systems for their missiles. That’s technology above and beyond what we’ve given them in the cooperative space program. The CIA has botched up the job of intelligence to a degree unmatched except in The Naked Gun series. The Chinese have embarrassed the CIA over and over. Then some Desk General decides to save some time and not confirm targets, the targets are hit, the Chinese are pissed. They see it. The Russians hate us, the Chinese hate us, it’s not looking good folks. Whether World War III starts or Y2K hits, it pays to be ready. I won’t tell you how to make bombs in your garage. What I will tell you is some information that is good to know, in case something should go terribly wrong….i.e. invasion or revolution
Y2K/ WWIII WEOPON TIP #1 HOW TO THROW A HANDGRENADE: 1. Determine the type of handgrenade. If it’s round it’ s probably a fragmentation grenade, these explode into schrapnel. If it’s a cylinder it’s probably an incenidary device, these are used for burning through things. If it’s egg shaped it’s most likely for illumination, these are used to provide light for work or signaling. If it’s a cannister it is probably gas, it could be a few different kinds. 2.Grip the grenade firmly in your fist holding the safety lever firmly down under your thumb, while placing your fore finger near the top of the grenade. 3. Hook the finger of your other hand through the pin. 4. Pull the pin out by twisting and pulling. 5. Point your free arm where you would like the grenade to go. Throw the grenade and step forward to follow through. 6. Watch the Grenade as you dive to the ground. It is important to hit the ground quickly to protect yourself from the grenade and whoever is probably shooting at you. It is important to practice. Practice grenades can be bought at most surplus stores. You should be able to throw it about 25 yards, because that’s about how far you want to be from it when it explodes. Most grenades will explode 4 to 7 seconds after the safety lever is released. Once it is released, it’s going to explode. You release the safety when you release hold of the grenade. The lever should fly with the grenade. Go see Saving Private Ryan if you want to see what a grenade does to a human body.
P.S. This is provided in the belief that knowledge is power, like gun safety, education builds respect and responsibility.
HATEMAIL…..B’hamma, are you a Libertarian? You sound like a Libertarian. No, I’m a free thinker. Check out http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/freethinkersfederation. (clip this tip and save it!!!!)
WHAT ISN’T WORTH SAYING OR DOING ISN’T WORTH THINKING ABOUT.

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HATEMAIL…KEEP IT COMING
Here are a few of the most interesting or personally offensive hatemails of the past few weeks…oh and one completely self serving one…thanks.
BM
You are such self righteous schmuck. Do you really think you have the right to spout your left wing propaganda with no repurcusions? You were probably kicked out of the Marines for being a homo. If plowing down all of Fairy Haven would get rid of commies like you I’d do it myself. I hate you.
hate, Bob Nelson
BN
I was honorably discharged from the Marines. You should come into my room and see my discharge. The Major said I was the best Seargent he ever had (wink, wink). Other than that Bob, I appreciate you opening your mind long enough to read what I have to say. Please say hello to Joseph McCarthy for me.
Ramblin Man If you’re so ready to take in a couple of refugees why don’t you take in some homeless aids victims or heroin addicts. The homeless aren’t all there by choice. Some people have real illnesses and can’t afford homes. L. Smith, Vancouver B.C.
L.
You’re right. There are homeless people who can’t control their circumstances….but friggin junkies are not in that classsification. Neither are alcoholics or tramps. Help is available for just about anyone who wants it. The reason I said a couple Kosavars could live with me is because they wouldn’t be accustomed to a lifestyle of excess like spoiled Americans who cry about gas taxes. A junkie has habits beyond my means and I just don’t like to live with sick people.
Bellinghamblin Man, Whats a guy like you want in a woman? hate, azwebgirl@az.com
az,
Thanks for the pictures. I think you’re a bit tall for me. It never works out for me with women over 5’7”. Other than that, dark hair, dark eyes, criminal tendencies, normal to thin, active, a little bit crazy, with no hard labels that create absolutes i.e. vegan, feminist, hippie, lesbian etc. Arrogant yet submissive, sassy and under 35. No children or ex husbands. No pets. Likes art and music. Classy with a Vagabond spirit and a sex drive which demands doing it 2 or 3 times a day. Oh yeah, rich would be nice too. Maybe a father who has all the contacts I need to sell my scripts for a few hundred grand. If you know a woman fitting this description, have her hatemail me quick!
Bman
I really enjoyed your interview with Sherry Jubilo. I hadn’t heard of the Happy Valley Plan before.
Keep up the good work.
risdomwalker@yahoo.com
If you have something you want ot say or you’re the girl I described above you can e-mail me at cdamitio@yahoo.com.